heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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I could go for some rough sex and a large pizza.

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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supermattural:

diarrheasmoothie:

me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal

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did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold 

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dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

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