a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

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"What screws us up the most in life is the picture in your heads of how it’s supposed to be."
Anonymous   (via exoticwild)

(Source: realizes, via rorytheturtle)

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just

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allaboutaubs:

drizzydrakesgirl:

omg stop not again my life is over

That potent thrust.

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via hotboyproblems)

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